Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i think im in europe. pls send help
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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