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I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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