I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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