Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
