i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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