Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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