i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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