I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
This is my gift to your gina
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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