Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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