Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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