Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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