so explain again why im purple
no
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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