He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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