Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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