Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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