What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm determined to sit on that face.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
