So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
