This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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