apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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