i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize