the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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