I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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