You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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