His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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