i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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