Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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