Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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