I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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