and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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