these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
honey bunches of taint.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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