I want to have your abortion
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Randomize