their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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