The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
