we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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