we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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