hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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