he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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