forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
i now understand why vodka
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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