u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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