do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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