I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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