My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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