the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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