Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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