Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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