i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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