Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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