just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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