that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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