Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she pinky promised me she was 18
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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