i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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