she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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