My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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