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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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