dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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