Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
